Hive is a bug-themed tabletop, abstract strategy game to capture the opponent's queen bee while avoiding the capture of one's own queen. Sounds easy? Try doing it with a constantly-changing board made of uniquely moving pieces!
Everybody has issues! Maybe things would be different if you didn't spend so much time on the phone (or at the bar, or at the mall, or in the gym...) You might even be able to spend some time, you know, fighting for your life!